Jonas Forever And The Jersey Shore!

February 10, 2010

I was talking on the phone with my sister this morning and I asked her what I should blog about. She said the Jonas Brothers. (Also, just fyi, she’s twenty-two. Not that I’m judging. I mean, I’m still mourning the Nick/Jessica break-up.)

Anyway, it is ridiculous to ask me to blog about the Jonas Brothers, since here is all I know about them:

1. There are three of them.

1a. They apparently sometimes all wear sunglasses.

2. They wear purity rings. (I do believe they are pure, but see #3.)

3. One of them, Kevin, is married. (I knew one of them was married, but I didn’t know which one until this morning when I asked my sister. Also like I said, I believe they are pure, but I also believe the purity ring really, ah, motivated this marriage, if you get my drift. I think the other two will follow suit and get married asap.)

4. There is a whole contingent of people who want Joe Jonas to get together with Demi Lovato. They call this pairing “Jemi” and people will be like, ‘ZOMG, JEMI FOREVER!”

Jemi Forever

5. There was a very big scandal involving Demi Lovato’s mom leaking something about how supposedly Jemi really is together, but they keep it a secret. (Not sure why, but I suspect the purity ring might have SOMETHING to do with it?)

6. One of them (Nick?) has a solo album. (My sister insists this is a side project, but I say he’s pulling a JT.)

Wow. It turns out I actually know more about the Jonas Brothers than I thought. That’s kind of embarrassing, actually. (But not too bad because I write for tweens, and need to keep on top of this stuff.)

Anyway, I guess I should maybe get back to work. There is no snow here in Boston so far, which is very disappointing. I went out last night and stocked up on food and everything. Sigh.

At least I still have The Jersey Shore marathon that I DVR’d to keep me company. Talk about embarrassing! Although to my credit, I DID resist watching it for a very long time. But no one told me it is kind of just like THE REAL WORLD only in Jersey! I thought it was more like The Hills, where they would show people who actually live on the Jersey Shore, instead of just putting a bunch of strangers in a house together.

I like this much better. Already there has been a love triangle, a girl getting punched, a love story complete with crying and meeting the parents, and of course lots of scandals in the hot tub.

But of course, I am going to work first, watch later. La, la, la…

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  1. Amber says:

    I absolutely love your blogs! I swear I crack up every time I read them! They’re hysterical!

  2. Lisa and Laura says:

    Ok, for the record, the Jo Bros totally look like they’re made out of wax, don’t they? I for one am not completely convinced that they’re not curly haired robots. I mean, think about it. If anyone has some kind of factory that they’re using to mass produce teen idols, it’s Disney.

  3. Molly says:

    The Jonas Brothers well… i’m not a fan. Some of there songs are OK but i mean really, how much longer do they think that they can pull it off?

    I love your books!!!

  4. Candace says:

    OMG, you crack me up! I know NOTHING about the Jonas Brothers, but I gotta agree that that marriage might be because of the purity rings and the other brothers are probably not far behind! I’m so excited I found you! Your blog is awesome and I’m getting a feeling I’m going to love your books!

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